From a post on Al Mohler’s blog entitled “The End of Evolution?”

Darwinism has to explain everything — even why some people accept evolutionary theory and others do not.

Evolutionary theory cannot possibly explain the totality of human experience, much less the reality of human origins.  Evolutionists — if consistent — believe that every human experience, every emotion, every physical attribute, every hope, and every fear is simply a feature developed by means of natural selection.

That’s a cold theory, and it just doesn’t make sense to the vast majority of Americans — and it shouldn’t.  The Christian worldview offers a far more satisfying, true, and understandable account of human origins and human existence.

Read the rest here.

… can we reassign some folks previously misclassifed as human?

Could we finally get some thoughtful, intelligent writers for the Huffington Post and the Daily Kos?

Will we prosecute animals for behaving like humans?

Will we finally have some big-league sluggers who aren’t all doped up?

Will the California Supreme Court finally give justice to the rest of the world’s oppressed couples?

How much will it raise the IQ of crotch-rocket jockeys?

Will Hugo Chavez finally have a hero worth emulating?

Might Sir Elton finally be able to fade into retirement?

Will the real stars finally get top billing?

Can we quit insulting apes by saying their line gave rise to humans?

Could we turn over the United Nations to some much more capable bureaucrats?

What about the poor monkeys? Will they still be unable to get a decent cup of tea at Acorn House in London?

How will the royals react when they meet Charles’ latest  “affaire du coeur”?

Might Minnesota residents finally have a Senate candidate they can take seriously?

… would Barack O’Bama name one Secretary of War?

… will it include the right to keep and bear arms?

Bonzo Goes to the Firing Range

Upon hearing the news that Spain was set to give rights to apes, Arnold was overcome at the thought of Angelina Jolie finally accepting his proposal of marriage.