… can we reassign some folks previously misclassifed as human?

 

Could we finally get some thoughtful, intelligent writers for the Huffington Post and the Daily Kos?

 

Will we prosecute animals for behaving like humans?

 

Will we finally have some big-league sluggers who aren’t all doped up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will the California Supreme Court finally give justice to the rest of the world’s oppressed couples?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much will it raise the IQ of crotch-rocket jockeys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will Hugo Chavez finally have a hero worth emulating?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Might Sir Elton finally be able to fade into retirement?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will the real stars finally get top billing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can we quit insulting apes by saying their line gave rise to humans?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Could we turn over the United Nations to some much more capable bureaucrats?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What about the poor monkeys? Will they still be unable to get a decent cup of tea at Acorn House in London?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How will the royals react when they meet Charles’ latest  “affaire du coeur”?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Might Minnesota residents finally have a Senate candidate they can take seriously?