I just don’t get it. O’Bama gets promoted as a black candidate when he’s as much white as black and grew up in Hawaii, not Harlem. And then you’ve got Hillary being billed as the first serious presidential candidate who’s a woman.

I hear O’Bama is expected to get all the Democratic votes in South Carolina. Seems Democratic voters in SC are 50% white and 50% black … and so is he.

I only fear three things. Osama, Obama, and Chelsea’s mama.

Some of us need to find better ways to spend our time. (Yes, myself included.)